“I didn’t care until it happened to me… TO ME!!”
(sobs, uses kleenex to dab dry eyes)
(Jerry Springer lowers his head and the microphone, waits in respectful silence for republican wife to regain her composure)
Exactly this! You want a woman to run your house and rub your feet when you get home? You better be coming back from the fucking coalmine, asshole (not you you, obvs).
Well, you would still need a big job to sustain a whole family. It’s doable and if you have kids, having a stay at home parent is best for them. But unfortunately the economy doesn’t allow this nowadays
“Trad wives” outraged at being treated like traditional wives.
“I didn’t care until it happened to me… TO ME!!”
(sobs, uses kleenex to dab dry eyes)
(Jerry Springer lowers his head and the microphone, waits in respectful silence for republican wife to regain her composure)
“I thought we’d have a Martha” sobs woman who watched The Handmaids Tale and took entirely the wrong message from it.
“But… But I was supposed to be the one at the fancy baby shower while not being pregnant myself!”'she persisted.
Mfw the man wants a “trad wife” but doesn’t want to be a trad husband
Exactly this! You want a woman to run your house and rub your feet when you get home? You better be coming back from the fucking coalmine, asshole (not you you, obvs).
Well, you would still need a big job to sustain a whole family. It’s doable and if you have kids, having a stay at home parent is best for them. But unfortunately the economy doesn’t allow this nowadays
You can say “shit” on the internet.
Treated like shit.
I’m on the internet, Greg… Can you milk me?
sigh
Fine, lay down on the table
Shit on the Internet
I’m jealous. Every time I try to write that-
Shi on the nerinet
Shitnot the Terniton
Not the Nettershit
See? I just can’t write it.
Fucking damn it. You’ve shit the internet again? It’s going to take us weeks to clean this mess up!
I like to say shig sometimes because it sounds ridiculous