• @Mango@lemmy.world
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    62 months ago

    Heya. I noticed your kid is being a shit. Want me to pretend to kidnap them and act like you’re mad enough to be okay with it?

    • CaptainBlagbird
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      42 months ago

      “Also I already have the van with “free candy” sprayed on, everything would look authentic”