She uses my garbage can as a perch thejust in time for me to seriously want to dipose of something

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    3 months ago

    She sometimes steals a hair tie from my room, brings it to me, and screams until I take it. It’s usually mangled, soaked in spit, and not something I’d want to use, but she’s got the spirit if not the brain cells.

    She’s half-orange, which I thought would make her half as stupid, but she’s full stupid half the time instead.