Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein should have a debate.
One hell of a staring contest to be sure.
wrestling match to the death
Dianne will die from overexertion after lifting her arm up an inch, Mitch will have another episode except this time, he also forgets how to breathe and suffocates.
No matter who loses we all win
You joke but what if these archons then reveal their demonic powers and start doing some Lovecraftian Dragon Ball Z shit.
real chance that we get to see him die on camera. fingers crossed!🤞
Hope it’s going to be like that one Ukrainian nazi who fell over and died mid sentence. Does anyone have that video anywhere?
https://twitter.com/arieshapira1/status/884747826382725120 surprisingly hard to find, google doesn’t like ‘Ukrainian nazi’ had to be more specific with ‘UPA veteran’ this is why I use Yandex on my other machine lol
I’ve seen it before but:
Ahahahahahahaha
Lmao that statue really looking down on the guy in disgust, like ‘smh can’t even finish a speech’
Watching these people die one by one on live television is going to be amazing.
Currently drafting a constitutional argument saying there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dead person can’t hold office. (This follows naturally from the People v Airbud ruling)
This Fall, watch “Weekend at Bernie’s: Body of Law” only on Hulu!
Is the cuban havana syndrome laser back up and running again?
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The spectre if his demise looks ever closer
TIRED: suspicious plane crashes WIRED: suspicious brain crashes
Please let this man shit himself to death on the congressional floor. Please
Sorry, that was just me testing out the new settings on the new havana-ray model.
Place your bets! Kissinger or McConnell first?
McConnell. Kissinger will outlive us all.
Good tbh, he looks completely miserable being alive.
Epstein has been dead only a few years and they’re already running out of adrenochrome.
Epstein isn’t dead, he is actually Ron DeSantis in disguise.
I like that this was published in 2020, before he ran for president and we acknowledged that he’s a moderate (read: conservative), rather than pretending he’s ultra progressive or some bullshit.
The sell by the DNC that Joe was progressive wasn’t really on until he was already in office and they wanted to try and hold onto any waning succdems that they could. He was the new FDR remember? But of course that rapidly turned into the classic dem “uwu we’re just a smol bean party that can’t pass anything” shtick
True, although it’d make the joke here better if it said “progressive” or “radical communist”.
Bro is not looking so good
hurry up and die you old fuck
Death to America
He caught the Reaper checking his watch and impatiently tapping his foot out of the corner of his eye again.
The question was about him running for reelection.
The Reaper started giggling.
Terry Pratchett would write this scene.
These fuckers live way too long, thanks to their access to the best healthcare money can buy.
