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He may actually legit have ptsd a republican official confirmed
millennials are incontrol
I was thinking “wait, they believe in ptsd now?”
I dont have shell shock, fuck you
trump, (he wishes)
The party of “man up and take it” currently facing a mental health crisis
Trump disappears for a week then comes back and he’s using therapy language to talk about the wondeful boaters and the bad hombres.
Crooks missed his head but canoed his ego.
Fuck Crooks got him so good he actually listened to Don Jr.
vibrationally I get why canoed is a nice word here but wdym exactly?
Casual US war crimes
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Some of those photographs, especially those taken of casualties from 2005 through 2008, show deceased enemy combatants with their skulls split open by a rifle or pistol round at the upper forehead, exposing their brain matter. The foreign fighters who suffered these V-shaped wounds were either killed in battle and later shot at close range or finished off with a security round while dying. Among members of SEAL Team 6, this practice of desecrating enemy casualties was called “canoeing.”
Does anyone else think he just doesnt want to do this shit anymore? he never truly cared about a wall of any of that shit, he just wanted what was good for himself and his ego.
I think people like stephen miller wanted the fucking wall and immigration shit more than trump did. Hes still a piece of shit dont get me wrong, i just think he said what people like stephen miller told him would help him win and make his base worship him more
theres a story that dip shit lindsey graham tells about how trump was amenable to a daca agreement, then a bit later on stephen miller got in his ear and thats when he said the “why do we want people from shithole countries coming here?” comment and then rejected the deal.
i guess that was just a tldr to say trump has always been a puppet for freaks like stephen miller to me.
i wish stephen miller was called out more.
Not an original thought, but I really think would have loved having a title in a government that doesn’t have a solitary chief executive. If he got to be like, the American version of the
president that just gets to cut ribbons and throw handsome football player hamburger parties 
and have a prime minister that does all the actual government stuff, he’d be like the happiest person alive. His perfect dream job is a fake no-show presidency where he just takes pictures smiling and shaking hands with famous big guys and hosting Our Favorite President’s Tremendous Talk Show where he’s basically Regis Philbin or Joan Rivers doing a Letterman kinda late night show.He’s the most American guy ever and in burgerland everyone loves gaudy distractions and treats and being told they are a good boy.
Trump would take that deal in a heartbeat.
A lot of it had a corny lib Daily Show-esque level writing, but Anthony Atamanuik’s Trump impression he did playing him for the “Bernie vs Trump” comedy debates with (guy we love to see
) James Adomian and eventually The President Show really got into his weird psychology sometimes instead of just copying his voice and appearance where he’d abruptly go from talking about how he loves the big trucks and wants to sit in the driver’s seat and honk the horn to imagining himself driving it off a bridge and giving a morbid soliloquy about how he could finally be at peace then. He’s one of the hardest people to satirize well imo since he’s so bizarre, but weird and dark Trump satire is so much better than “he’s a dang Cheeto that’s gay with Putin” level shit.
So basically Trump would love being Vice President
Well yeah, but his ego couldn’t stand being secondary to anyone, so it’d have to be like, “Super President (Cool Famous Guy)” and “Regular President (Does Boring C-SPAN Stuff.)”
I vaguely remember him making a comment after the RNC in 2016 where the press asked him what Mike Pence’s role in the campaign would be, and he said something like “He’ll be handling domestic and foreign policy” and the followup question being “…wait, so what are you doing then” and he just said “making America great again” and walked away.
he doesn’t want to wind up as a confirmed loser, which will mean he won’t make money when it happens, and he almost got killed for it
he’s fucking done and he’s starting to realise it
He started the campaign to promote a book. he used to be friendly with the Clinton’s, I wouldn’t be surprised if they decided on doing the pied piper strategy together
I think he’s just more upset that people aren’t doting on him 24/7 for almost getting clapped
I love how everyone stopped caring within the week. It’s kind of amazing.
I did everything right, and they shot at meeeee
Whatever man this shit’s boring, who cares
The cynic in me thinks that once everyone realised that Trump survived AND the shooter was a Republican and not a Democrat obsessed communist, there was no reason to keep it in the news cycle. But you just know that if there was the slightest scent of leftism on him, we’d still be hearing about it to this day.
simply cannot believe the dems actually RNG’d into the greatest strategic play of all time
the absolute certainty that he had it in the bag after surviving an assassination attempt was hamstrung immediately by the fact that they could, in fact, stop committing elder abuse on a dementia patient
Imagine how disliked you really have to be when a bullet nearly turns your head into a canoe, and people just collectively shrug it off.
The overwhelming sentiment expressed was “how could he miss?!”
Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.
he’s like the 44th
Barry was exceedingly normal
Just imaging him sitting like this
rewatching the clip on his phone in a dark room and taking another swig.Actually not imagining it. I’m manifesting it.
Is he filled with dread, knowing how close the reaper came, or regret that he was not allowed the final rest?
I can’t imagine a Republican saying “they legit may have ptsd” of anyone, ever
yeah this sounds like something a democrat wine mom would say
Democrat wine moms are famously married to republicans so it checks out
it’s tragic, but some republicans are known to be relatively personable.
I never thought one of the leopards would get strapped and try to rip my face off from a distance, not even to eat it, just for like, fun or something
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He’s like 80 that’s a long run in my book.
he’s just like me frfr
Don’t believe shit of those words. Can only hope are true, and that he spends the rest of his pathetic life watching that clip over and over. In a fever dream, he’s even doing it inside a cell.
Trump has lived such a charmed life up until this point, there is no way he could have conceived of a world where someone would shoot at him.
I totally believe that the assassination attempt completely shattered his perspective.
Being real, it’s much, much stranger to imagine a scenario in which an assassination attempt doesn’t shake someone to the core. I’m just glad that it broke him rather than turning the maniac dial.
I imagine Fidel got used to them
The difference here being, Fidel literally fought for his beliefs. Trump is a billionaire who has had everything handed to him
could the GOP have capitalized on the wake of the shooting more? Did they botch the messaging? Everyone thought that fist-pump photo was his guaranteed ticket back to the white house. I guess it doesn’t matter since (1) we live in the United States of Amnesia, says Gore Vidal. And (2) Trump has checked out anyway
As he always said, he’s sacrificing himself and his nice life for this nation of poor losers. And they almost blew his head off for it despite loving him. He must realize even his loyal base is so fucking batshit that they’d kill his ass too and his Secret Service is so fucking incompetent they can’t even stop it. Nowhere to turn except back to his room to eat McDonald’s fish sandwiches and watch TV in silence contemplating the very real possibility that he, too, may be a loser. He might just die from that. Sucks to suck, Donny Boy.
