Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you
Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
I volunteer for grool tribute
And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
“Organic handmade”
Did manga artist write this?
“for easy use”
For WHAT use???
Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it’s made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn’t flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.
*unzips*
No, don’t stop. Tell me more.
I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now
This?
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
D-I-Why?
For making porn of course
Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.
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I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn’t deal with salmonella well
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listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him
