IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY “SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO” 
IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY “SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO”
Obama said “that’s hot”, Paris Hilton coined “that’s hot” but folks, folks, we’re saying us - patriots - we’re saying THAT’S HOT.
SO HOT, FOLKS. THE VOLCEL POLICE, THEY COME UP AND SAY “SIR, SIR, THAT IS TOO HOT. WE ARE MANLY VOLCEL POLICE AND WE ARE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW.” THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS. NO ONE GETS A BETTER CELL IN HORNY JAIL THAN YOU.
The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
This new version is amazing.
Yoo they got a tank now that’s sick