• qprimed@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    I am pleased/disappointed/other to report that my morbid chuckle suppression system is not functioning.

    that is all.

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        3 months ago

        Hug yourself tightly, knowing that you didn’t ask to be born into this timeline, but having been born into it against your will, refuse to play.

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            3 months ago

            spite is one of those underrated emotions that just pops up and owns the day every so often. gotta love that plucky spite.

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          3 months ago

          And suddenly I wake up in a video arcade to some pimple faced ride operator saying, “Sorey dude, I don’t think your brain like ‘Sim Billionaire!’”

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          3 months ago

          Obviously we will evolve, grow gills and look like Kevin Costner