See, I’m no tankie, I’m a radical anarcho communist according to this chart
Link if you want to try it yourself: https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
It’s natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.
How is this a political question?
When you are troubled, it’s better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things.
Do the makers of this test know what politics is?
Astrology accurately explains many things.
The only relevant ideology that believes this is Reaganism.
Time for “is school authoritarian?” struggle session 2.0
We have to agree on whether bedtimes are authoritarian first
“I need to know when my child is supposed to sleep. Please harness the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the caesium 133 atom. Please issue a new leap second.” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
Foucault says school is bad. That’s it. That’s what his book says right here: “school is bad honhonhon”.
French people Bad ! its proven , so their opinions are as well …
The modern schooling system in the US and much of Europe has evolved directly out of educational institutions pioneered in the 19th century with the intent of turning the working class into better soldiers and subjecting them to nationalist indoctrination.
The rigidly enforced structure and hierarchical relations inside of it are obviously authoritarian.
Depends, are we talking capitalist schools or commie schools
How is this a political question?
It is a test designed by Libertarians
Not seeing your children as people is some whack authoritarian shit
The children havng secrets question strikes me as being a right-wing Christian question, as they are often controlling of children
The test was designed by some libertarian, so I think I have a good guess of what the libertarian meant by “secrets” that children should keep from their parents.
That second one is “are you a vibes based liberal?”
Pretty cutting question tbh
Do the makers of this test know what politics is?
I think that one is a valid prompt because many people do take that attitude and there are some major cults built around it
Picturing
doing the test and finding out that he’s an anarchistYou’re all a bunch of libs, if you won’t provide the vanguard, I will!!!
Seriously though, I had to respond with some fucked up ideals to get it to register like this. This test is beyond trash and they want donations at the end lol! The ultimate lib grift.
I tried to go as “authoritarian” as possible by its standards and I only got this
Yeah, I had to say shit like gay=bad as though that’s some kind of measure. Pretty sure you have to type in the n-word and choose to kill all homeless people to get to the top of the chart.
Someone help how do I score this?
Waluigi on the Wiggler kart with roller wheels.
Waluigi Wiggler meta has long been discredited. Yoshi Teddy is the way forward now
Here’s how you’re actually supposed to use the political compass:
Damn, I’m a real centrist
Alignment charts have poisoned modern culture lol
Omw to show everyone that hexbear isn’t a tankie instance by being pro mao but still getting right on the bottom left corner
Polcomp literally isn’t capable of placing MLs in the top left. I have never seen an ML get top left as their result.
It’s so far off base that a Marxist-Leninist state could reasonably use it as a quick litmus test to determine who needs reeducation and who doesn’t. Scoring far from the green zone in any direction implies a hardcore reactionary who likes to do eugenics and drown puppies.
I wish I could time travel back in time to have Stalin take this test just to bring the results back and rub it in liberal’s noses when he too is in the green zone.
We can go off of his statements and policy to get an approximation. The only Auth thing that comes to mind is the homophobia
I did the other one and got this. No idea what it means. It called me an Orthodox Marxist lmao
It called me a “Centrist Marxists” and I feel insulted
I also got Centrist Marxist because, while it is probably necessary, I don’t like the idea of violent revolution.
Failure to reform gains support for a revolution. Threat of a revolution makes reform possible. Realistically, they should go hand in hand.
Its probably a good label for me, I just don’t like the word centrist lol.
What is this test called, want to take it too 🫠
Edit: Found link further down
I know that one. IIRC it gave me a “guild socialism” label that I’ve never heard of before or since.
I remember similar descriptions (revolutionary-science-international-eco-progressive) last time I did it. The end label was something different, maybe close results between anarcho-communists & democratic-socialists or utopian. Should go through it again some day.
To be fair I tied with eco-marxist
In my experience its VERY hard NOT to get eco-marxist on this test.
It seems pretty hard not to get an eco label if you at all care about the environment.
Here are my results, according to their own scales I should much better fit anarcho-syndycalism/communism (which I am), but I got an eco-anarchist label lol.
Also got orthodox Marxist with eco Marxist second. Less internationalist and ecological than your results though. Even though I fundamentally disagree with some orthodox Marxist points (such as communism will start in industrialised/developed nations) and some Marxist Leninist points (like Lenin’s definition of imperialism).
Was it this one? https://leftvalues.github.io/
Yup
It’s impossible to get authoritarian on that test unless you hold the most stereotypical American right wing opinions.
OP, you linked to the wrong test, this isn’t the original! You can find the true test here!
Political Dump-ass
Political cumpiss
HERES YOUR MARXISM-LENINISM, YOU DAMN LIBERALS
My end result is just “Correct!”?
