No photoshopped fez on Adams’ head 6/10
one of my top 3 dream jobs would be to sit in a room with these assholes and riff headlines.
like no other responsibilities or whatever, just some shitty conference room, unlimited diet soda, tons of take out options. a nerf ball to toss around.
NGL, you sold that well.
The walls impregnated with the smell of cheap burned coffee
J Jonah Jameson headline
Think this type of tabloid is what that character saterizes
It is, it’s just amusing to see in reality
Leave it to a cop to break the law in the stupidest way possible, I have more opsec buying weed from my regular plug
lmfao
What is it with everyone in government shilling for turkey, specifically?
They want the illegal kofte
You do not, under any circumstances,
He’s going to become a janissary
kara boga
fucking bullseye.
NYP headline editorial room, you have done it again.
Now I just really want Adams to show up to court and press conferences wearing a large turban.
Grand Theft Ottoman
Campaign contributions and airline tickets have to be the most boring bribes ever.
At least when got caught it was funny: lying about everything, wanted in Brazil, steam games, spa visits, onlyfans.
Man Liberty city fucked rn
I know, i was rooting for those o’s