Actually, wait, she changed her mind and now says we can get a third cat, but only if we keep it outdoors. Anyway, our current cats are Norwegian forest cats so don’t usually vote in American elections.
this is a family decision and you should consult your cats
Lose a wife, gain a mountain lion taking up the same spot in your bed. Imagine how cool it’d be to cuddle with a mountain lion.
I don’t think you have a choice in how many cats you own; you’ll wake up one day and they’ll be another one
Cut ties, change your name, move to a different country, get reconstructive plastic surgery, convert to a different religion, learn a new language, go back to college, etc etc
Cut all ties, shave your head and move to Spain. Start over.
is she able to talk about anything at all besides the cat
but only if we keep it outdoors
