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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy

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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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SALEM, MA — A recent change in the size of Hershey’s bars has made tampering with the candy an impossible task for resident weird guy…
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  • Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    Reminder:

    No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

    If they did, I’d go trick or treating and I’m a grown man.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      You’re a grown man and don’t go trick or treating?

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    Not even a fun-sized one?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Welp, on to fiberglass

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    They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

    You get 2 for one!

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