• David From Space@orbiting.observer
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      2 months ago

      Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds

      Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!

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        2 months ago

        It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

        Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

        Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

        Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

        *More clicketyclacks *

        Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

        Trailer horns

        Trailervoiceguy: To be…

        Louder trailer horns

        Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

        Very loud trailer horns

        Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

        Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow