shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agoGod doesn't listen to Slayer!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1926arrow-down126
arrow-up1900arrow-down1imageGod doesn't listen to Slayer!sh.itjust.worksshderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareJayObey711@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·9 hours agoThere is a Christian bedtime story where I’m from. In the end it says something like “and you’ll wake up in the morning if god wants you to”. wtf what if god doesn’t want me to wake up tomorrow.
minus-squareOnsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 minutes agoWe got a lullaby with that line here in Germany. “Morgen früh, wenn Gott will, wirst du wieder geweckt.”
minus-squarea Kendrick fan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·53 minutes agothe muslims also have an explanation for sleep: “god kills you at night and wakes you up in the morning” applying simple logic to that would get you mistreated i.e how do you breathe when you’re dead? they have no answer to this
There is a Christian bedtime story where I’m from. In the end it says something like “and you’ll wake up in the morning if god wants you to”. wtf what if god doesn’t want me to wake up tomorrow.
We got a lullaby with that line here in Germany. “Morgen früh, wenn Gott will, wirst du wieder geweckt.”
the muslims also have an explanation for sleep: “god kills you at night and wakes you up in the morning”
applying simple logic to that would get you mistreated i.e how do you breathe when you’re dead?
they have no answer to this
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