• Grimy@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    No way he’s getting 7 years just for using a passport as ID and not having plates. What did he do?

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    I really like this one. It takes us right up to the threshold of prison time. Icing on the cake would be a courtroom video, but I don’t really need it. We all know how it goes.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

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        I meant in addition to the lawyer … the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

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      Doesn’t work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of “I do not consent” lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black’s Law Dictionary.