Reminder that you can do this with nearly anything with five locations.
I’m glad there are multiple commenters treating this with the grim seriousness it deserves. Thank you all for pointing out the grave inaccuracies of the Satanic Menards theory. You’ve saved everyone a great deal of time.
This guy sucks at drawing pentagons
The points aren’t even drawn to the location of the business. 🤦
Time to summon the goats, or something like that…
Pattern seeking monkey brain strikes once again.
That’s the plot of one of Supernatural’s seasons, the train tracks form a giant iron demon trap to protect the gates of hell or something like that.
The Xerxes Incident
Is this the secret to how you save 66% on everything?
Or is the real secret that you’ll never remember to mail in the rebate card until it’s long past the due date and just stuck with the 11% higher price?
This could be the next raygun shirt, if it isn’t already
Time to summon some big savings at Menards!!!
Cumming
Even us DSM locals chuckle about it
