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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

That's the good stuff

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That's the good stuff

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Once again porn is setting unrealistic expectations of reality

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your username sounds like an onomatopoeia of this video.

      • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        The closest I will get to beetle juicing

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh God, you’re going to make me mount!

    • fossphi@lemm.ee
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      Oh no, it’s fsck time

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    Little trick for you: instead of flipping the USB stick again and again until it gets in, you can flip your computer.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      I started using this recently and it’s made my life so much easier

    • MTK@lemmy.world
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      Tried this on the usb plug in the bus, it was very hard to do

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    thank you usb c for freeing me from this eternal hell

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      It’s still yet to make it to all my devices :(

  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    *PortHub

  • aviationeast@lemmy.world
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    Finally some good fucking content on pornhub. 99% of the posts involve naked humans in various coital acts.

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    The funny thing is the usb isn’t going to go in at that orientation.

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      Yes it is, the seam is down on the plug side. I just sanity checked 5 plugs.

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        There’s an indent on the up side of usb plugs.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You know the difference between jam and jelly?

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Obviously Ai generated, if you pay close attention to the hands it’s moving in ways not physically possible.

  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    That’s how you know porn is fake.

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    Guys, look at the port. Look at the plug in your hand. Align correctly and insert. It’s visibly obvious what the orientation should be if you just look at it.

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      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        I used to live next to that lady. Would run into her at the store and such. She was nice and would often wear a shirt with her famous saying on it.

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        Aiet then, spend twice as long flipping the connection over 3 times.

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          This is the way.

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    ooooohh yeahhhh everything coming up milhouse

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    I haven’t had this issue for years, and I plug in USB-A cables every day. You just learn what orientation the ports are on your device, charger brick etc. and know what way the cable should be. It’s not hard.

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    The 3rd time it works every time

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    That’s cyborgs’ favorite genre in the year 2077.

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    What about putting it in the wrong port

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