And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.
How many raccoons in trenchoats old is that?
I asked and according to the Raccoons: 🎂🍌.
Sounds about right. You speak Raccoonese? I’ve always been interested in learning, but it’s not in Duolingo yet.
Let the Truthiness guide you: become your inner Raccoon.
The hard part is that no matter what you ask them, they will answer with some variety of food.