• Scarves and hats are also commonly misused, sure you might think you’re wearing it to protect yourself from the wind or the sun, but really, you’re just being a danger to public safety by circumventing the surveillance state.
    If you don’t show your face, you’ve got something to hide.

    Shoes and boots are used by the vast majority of criminals who run away.
    If you got nothing to run away from, why wear foot escaping apparatus?

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