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Tragedy or comedy? Why not both.
the US is fucked lmao
as expected, i can’t imagine how consort trump will run it without the president ceo.
I don’t see why he needs his own office when he’ll be under Trump’s desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.
Russia has oligarchs. The west has successful entrepreneurs.
Good, now he’ll have a nice quiet space to focus on his path of exile character.
Do you think whoever actually plays his account will share the office?
Or will they be allowed to WFH… lol
He’ll rent out an office space an hours drive from them and make them do it there.
Who do you think is the bottom in this relationship?
American citizens, they’re all fucked.
Introducing the S.P.I.T.R.O.A.S.T. Act…
Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).
You give him too much credit, he doesn’t have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that’s the only joke he knows.
Wanna bet he is going to do remote “work”?
Is it the oval one?
Frankly, if Musk were President instead of Trump, I’d be rather happier about this upcoming four years.
He can’t be President absent amending the US Constitution, though, as he’d run afoul of the “natural-born citizen” requirement for the office.