Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
“Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you’re good and crazy, the sky’s the limit!” - The Tick
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
