I apologize if this has already been asked before, but I couldn’t find a previous post.

  • Reannlegge@lemmy.caEnglish
    1·
    16 hours ago

    Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.

    • FaceDeer@fedia.io
      5·
      15 hours ago

      Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?

        • Reannlegge@lemmy.caEnglish
          2·
          12 hours ago

          I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.

          • UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPEnglish
            2·
            11 hours ago

            The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷

        • FaceDeer@fedia.io
          4·
          14 hours ago

          So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?

          You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.