Lanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoAllah is one of the weirdest gods everlemmy.worldimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down111
arrow-up1151arrow-down1imageAllah is one of the weirdest gods everlemmy.worldLanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoHim, jesus’ dad and that guy the Jews follow, all three feel the same way. As a matter of fact, it’s even the same guy. Read your old testament, bud. All the incest and child molesting you can handle is right there. Jesus was cool, he even hang with hookers. His dad is not that easygoing and would smite your ass for way less without even blinking. As a matter of fact, he would kill your family just to win a bet.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoJesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines Edit: Formatting fucky wuckys.
Him, jesus’ dad and that guy the Jews follow, all three feel the same way. As a matter of fact, it’s even the same guy.
Read your old testament, bud. All the incest and child molesting you can handle is right there.
Jesus was cool, he even hang with hookers. His dad is not that easygoing and would smite your ass for way less without even blinking.
As a matter of fact, he would kill your family just to win a bet.
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
Edit: Formatting fucky wuckys.