Um…I'm just going to stay over here with the digimon instead…
digimon different
Still into yugioh tbh
Almost did post a dark magician girl
I mean…
digimon has something for everyone
haha guys the joke is porn
Is that Lopunny having a shower behind you?
That guy might be one of the few things off Reddit I miss here.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
In my day we only had 150 Pokémon to jack off to. I mean one of them was Jigglypuff so it wasn't all bad
I haven't kept up with Pokemon since I was a kid, and even then didn't know much, so I don't know many of them nowadays… So for awhile I legit assumed Salazzle was a non-canon fan made Pokemon designed by r34 artists, based on only ever having seen it in random yiff posts and based on the description seeming way too obviously designed to attract that kind of attention to be a real one
honestly my favorites are a healthy mix of both.
on the left we have Cryogonal, Dodrio, Zygarde and Whiscash.
on the right we have Gardevoir, Lopunny, Goodra and Delphox.
I feel guilty. 😳
I absolutely, wholly, 100% hate Salazzle. The rest don't bother me, but that one vexes the depths my soul and invokes visceral animosity.
