it'll happen to you
You have it easy here. Can you imagine Stalin having to wash his big spoon? Homie got water all over everything.
![oooaaaaaaauhhh](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/22951af8-194b-4c32-abe2-6f93aaa4808b.gif "emoji oooaaaaaaauhhh")
I use my dishwasher because of PTSD
Pretty Terrible Spoon Drenching
Spoon goes right in the dishwasher. I want a closed door between me and the spoon when the washing happens
That's why I spray with a lot of little streams instead of one big stream, the fissssss spray vs the fwooosh aerated stream
Spoon discipline is training-wheels for muzzle discipline.
Always treat the concave area of a spoon the same way you would treat the barrel of a gun; both are capable of delivering either complete satisfaction or complete regret, depending on the direction and intention.
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I'm tall so nearly every time I wash the dishes I end up looking like I pissed my pants because of this
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