“Communism bad”
“Why?”
200 year old tropes so ancient they were debunked by Marx himself
Of course, you go through the motions of explaining the most basic political concepts that could be grasped by skimming the cliff notes for literally any Marxist works
“Friedrich Engels? Is he like the president of Germany or something?”
It’s like a kindergartener trying to teach you calculus.
"Had he lived to be 200, Karl Marx would almost certainly have become an ardent capitalist."
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot.
Marx was a capitalist, he even wrote 3 books about capitalism