lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?message-squaremessage-square654fedilinkarrow-up1632arrow-down116
arrow-up1616arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square654fedilink
minus-squareJee@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·1 year agoI swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
minus-squareteawrecks@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoFor maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
minus-squarecone_zombie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoAlso works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
minus-squareelectrogamerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
minus-squareBigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAnd then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThe best id the look on people’s faces when it works.
I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
The best id the look on people’s faces when it works.