I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve.
There are FM radios smaller and more phallic than there are cell phones. You might not own them, but that's not a problem specific to the radio; clearly your existing cell phone doesn't do FM or you wouldn't be running into this problem in the first place.
There are FM radios smaller and more phallic than there are cell phones. You might not own them, but that's not a problem specific to the radio; clearly your existing cell phone doesn't do FM or you wouldn't be running into this problem in the first place.
Finally, a product for the Everyman. Thank you.