When you’re joining a road and someone gives way to let you out, but there’s no traffic behind them - it would have been quicker for everyone if they’d just kept going full speed!

@UnixVsDos when gf too prety 🧐

People on bikes riding against traffic. Get in the correct lane, you dinguses.

Something, something, my penis

People clapping after landing. The pilots can’t hear you, the cabin crew is indifferent, I cringe.