I know we're living in the crapsack timeline, but I didn't realize it was a crapsack made of little shit people that the Republicans sculpted like they were Play-Doh and then threw them in the sack and made screaming noises, pretending the little shit people were screaming, before declaring that sack to be their new second-in-command after Trump.
That would have saved us all so much trouble.
Sadly our timeline doesn't get democracy on easymode, we get to deal with the problem the hard way.
At least we're not unique.