SunriseParabellum [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoI'm walking into a random Chinese restaurant and demanding to speak to Chairman Xi!hexbear.netimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageI'm walking into a random Chinese restaurant and demanding to speak to Chairman Xi!hexbear.netSunriseParabellum [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
"Hello sir, today we have a special on Peking Du…" "WHERE IS CHAIRMAN XI! I MUST HAVE WORDS WITH HIM!"
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·1 year agoCan't dream up a more burgerpunk headline than this.
minus-squareBurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoCars, media induced psychosis, police killing. Could use a strip mall maybe, but other than that no notes 10/10
minus-squaresooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoThere was no catastrophic infrastructure failure or some kind of incident where the floor caved in via a huge florida sinkhole, so idk
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoWe got a burgerpsycho here!
minus-squareGosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoIf it was in Miami instead of San Francisco it would have been even more perfect.
Can't dream up a more burgerpunk headline than this.
Cars, media induced psychosis, police killing. Could use a strip mall maybe, but other than that no notes 10/10
There was no catastrophic infrastructure failure or some kind of incident where the floor caved in via a huge florida sinkhole, so idk
We got a burgerpsycho here!
If it was in Miami instead of San Francisco it would have been even more perfect.