SunriseParabellum [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoI'm walking into a random Chinese restaurant and demanding to speak to Chairman Xi!hexbear.netimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageI'm walking into a random Chinese restaurant and demanding to speak to Chairman Xi!hexbear.netSunriseParabellum [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
"Hello sir, today we have a special on Peking Du…" "WHERE IS CHAIRMAN XI! I MUST HAVE WORDS WITH HIM!"
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoWhat do you think the fallout from this will be?
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·edit-21 year agoPLA soldiers infiltrate the American borders using wind powered weather balloons and declare war
minus-squareBeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoYou will hear this when they approach
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoChinese steampunk sky pirates
minus-squareDoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-21 year agoThis is China's 9/11 
What do you think the fallout from this will be?
PLA soldiers infiltrate the American borders using wind powered weather balloons and declare war
You will hear this when they approach
Chinese steampunk sky pirates
This is China's 9/11
