OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1external-linkThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareaaaantoine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThat’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character. This is also why Java dev pays so well.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSystem.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
minus-squareGrishAix@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agostd::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
minus-squaregun/linux@latte.isnot.coffeelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoprintf("C wins again\n");
minus-squareElectronSoup@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agostd::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");
minus-squareEavolution@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr the slightly more readable brainfuck: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoHey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
printf("C wins again\n");p "Ruby FTW!"std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes