Merlu@lemmy.ml to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDOGE employees are facing a really painful karmaabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1321arrow-down16cross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1315arrow-down1external-linkDOGE employees are facing a really painful karmaabcnews.go.comMerlu@lemmy.ml to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square42linkfedilinkcross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-22 months ago“So, what is this 5 month gap in your CV” “Well, I was working for DOGE” “Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months ago“That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”
minus-squareAlexLost@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoDon’t you worry about them, daddy’s got a nother job lined up for them already.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe guy who started bringing one of his young children around as a human shield after the United Healthcare CEO got murdered isn’t going to care about the fate of mere minions.
minus-squareScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWe have not seen Kevlar in the media recently. Guess enough billionaires have not been shot for him to come out.
minus-squareAlexLost@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYeah, their actual fathers are what I’m talking about?! Not Daddy Elon, that’s frickin gross.
“So, what is this 5 month gap in your CV”
“Well, I was working for DOGE”
“Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.
“That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”
Don’t you worry about them, daddy’s got a nother job lined up for them already.
The guy who started bringing one of his young children around as a human shield after the United Healthcare CEO got murdered isn’t going to care about the fate of mere minions.
We have not seen Kevlar in the media recently. Guess enough billionaires have not been shot for him to come out.
Yeah, their actual fathers are what I’m talking about?! Not Daddy Elon, that’s frickin gross.