Man, one time I ended up volunteering at a weekend youth event, and this other leader they put me in a room with was friends with my wife on Facebook, from college or something, but I'd never met him. Weirdest conversation of my life:

"So, how was your honeymoon in city?" "Oh, really nice. What was your name again?"

I imagine that's what this horror house would feel like. Was a nice guy, honestly. I've since forgotten his name again.