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      1 year ago

      As a part time stunt cock for a couple of my friends' Only Fans, I feel qualified to issuebible-beastiality-joke the following advice, if you're looking to boost your semen volume:

      • hydrate hydrate hydrate (no really, everyone should just do that anyway, you will thank yourself, jizzlord or not)
      • Celery Hearts are a great snack, i eat 2 bunches a week as snacks and in salad.
      • Spinach makes great salads, I eat ~2 a week, with steak
      • Grass fed beef has a some great antioxidants in convenient concentrations
      • If you really really need that extra splash, go buy some "Goliath Labs Ejaculoid" on Azn

      Ejaculoid suppliment facts:

      Consider this a very positive first-hand review of the pills also. take 1 the day before, and 2 the day of, a few hours prior to the splashening. Yes, the name is hilarious as well. I am not affiliated in any conceivable way. Yes, i buy grass fed beef so i can cover my friends with more cum.