Coming out as the philly pisser (I’m really sorry guys)

I would just like to apologize for pissing inside of the pit, I am 19 and me and vodka don’t mix very well, and in my fucked up state of mind I thought I could just piss on the floor and nobody would notice. Clearly not the case. I’m very sorry if I ruined the show for anyone as well. I would also like to say that I was not making racist ableist or r*pe jokes and any jokes I did make were from my stand up set which I have written down in my notes. I promise you guys this will not happen again and I would like to ask that you guys at least do not dox me or try to ruin my life, it was an honest mistake. As far as the jokes about me on Reddit, keep it coming you guys are hilarious. Feel free to continue flaming me in the comments, I can even keep giving you guys more pics of me and all that.

Also to the one guy I pissed on I am extremely sorry. As a previous recipient of having a drunk dude piss on you i understand it is extremely aggravating.

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Seems like any band that has even the slightest bit of capital o Online following has been having just the worst fucking time on US tours recently, Black Midi have talked about having a godawful tour there, Death Grips walked off the stage, apparently Michael Gira from Swans has started just signing a big X or something whenever people turn up and ask him to sign random meme shit like Bee Movie, cause "Michael Gira will sign anything" has turned into a meme.