President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.
“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.
“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.
“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”
wow, this fucking sucks Joe
I’ve seen people realize this is the defining point of the presidency.
To be fair to Hamas, the problem isnt that they dont know how to shoot straight, but that israel is indiscriminately bombing every free standing building in a deliberate attempt at genocide, Joe.
Trump 2.0 is coming…… fuck.
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Oh I want them to shoot straight alright
Damn hes deteriorating fast. How old is he now?
Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.
oh shit covid wasn’t enough the U.S. is going to latch onto any and all genocides it can to fill those black ships to keep him sustained
Reminder that the truth of the Emperor eating 1,000 souls a day, something supposed to be so horrific that if the masses learned of it the entire Imperium would dissolve into civil war, is substantially less than the peak daily deaths from COVID in the US (around 4k).
It’s probably less than the daily deaths from malnutrition, homelessness, and despair. Remember kids, Omelas is a massive improvement
Turns out what was obvious satire in the 80s is just what we live now. It wouldn’t surprise me if Long Pig restaurants serving lab grown meat opened up in this god forsaken country
Do vegan faux-human meat restaurants count? Because those already exist
Not exactly what Ellis envisioned but I’d count it, sure. It fits with our version of the technodystopia those guys wrote about. Awful and dehumanizing yes, but also twee and nauseatingly performative. Mostly just duller, a boot grinding a human face into the pavement forever rather than stomping
Also it’s ostensibly somewhat rational in the lore, at least compared to lots of the Imperium’s nonsense. Without doing it interstellar travel becomes impossible, and the people they’re throwing into the fire would have been euthanized anyway since they randomly turn into satan portals if they can’t handle their shit.
40K’s satire mostly isn’t only actually about exaggerating the size or nature of atrocities (not that it doesn’t do that), it’s often in demonstrating how utterly batshit the universe would have to be for things like that to be halfway rational.
The Black Aircraft Carrier Groups of the Central Inquisition Agency
500 years old.
Early 70s iirc.
80, 81 if he sees it out to the end of next month
That’s Trump, Biden is older
What a fucking demonic thing to say.
Even if, even if it was a Hamas misfire, 500 innocent lives were taken, and this fucking demon is making a joke about it
500 lives have been snuffed out. Untold thousands will never be the same because they’re gone. And this monster can’t help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don’t count.
Actual demonic behaviour
That is the thing, they are not only denying that they did it, they’re denying that it even happened. Or at least, it wasn’t catastrophic. It’s one thing to disagree with who bombed a hospital, but the fact that people can’t agree on whether or not a hospital was bombed is wild to me, in the age of live video. Now I’m particular to thinking the hospital was bombed and Israel did it, but honestly what the fuck do I know? People seem confident here, but personally this fog of war bullshit is the most unsettling thing I’ve experienced in a while. Same as the early days of Ukraine
Remember when Hong Kong was winning over China and doing extremely well in a fight for independence?
I asked some people actually FROM HONG KONG and they said it’s all bullshit and no one even wanted to fight there.
That was the moment I lost my trust in Western reporting…
Lol I remember seeing some story about "the students are using bows and arrows to fight the cops just like in hunger games
"In America the police would kill 100 people if this happened.
Yeah I took a hardline stance of “any western media reporting on Hong Kong is lying by default and I must investigate” when I saw that video of the middle-aged guy calmly talking to the protestors and they surprised him from behind by dumping gas on him and lighting him on fire.
If somebody did that to an American or a cop on video, the police would be dropping bombs from helicopters on houses they suspect hide protestors
And this monster can’t help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don’t count.
What else could one expect from the segregationist who was Strom Thurmond’s best buddy?
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The missile did come from Israel
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tbh gotta hand it to him i didn’t think i could think any less of the man, but here we are. genuinely inhuman response
edit: don’t click through and watch the clip. or do, but don’t say you weren’t warned
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him
Goddamn. This week really feels like a turning point. The US has never looked weaker or more cruel.
The 1970s?
Fair point about the 70s. All US presidents are evil war criminals, but Nixon (or really, Nixon/Kissinger. They’re inseparable, like Marx/Engels or Lennon/McCartney) really does belong on the evil tier with Hitler IMO.
Couldn’t remember the emote text so I tried to guess the most logical label and got it on the first try. Unbelievable that he just keeps living.
equip Palestinians with better targeting technology!
Give Hamas precision guided cruise missiles.
imagine dealing with your family’s dead bodies and then having to hear this asshole lie about it
I thought this was an onion article lol
I really hope he dies very soon, and when he does I will laugh my ass off and celebrate
If it hadn’t been for Genocide Joe
The rules-based order might still hold
Where did you bomb from, where did you blow?
Where did you blow it this time Joe?
Where did ya come from, Where did ya go? Where did ya come from Genocide joe?
Is it bad that I’m wishing he gets as much or more elder abuse as Feinstein did at this point? I despise him so much and he’s so evil that I want him to suffer forever being confused and scared as he’s dragged around on his deathbed
I just want him to die while giving a speech like that ukrainian nazi.
Fair, I just want -someone- responsible to suffer just a fraction of the pain and suffering they dish out
A stage collapse would be acceptable. As long as it hurts the entire time
I kinda hope he dies right before the election. Then the democrats will reap what they’ve sown and Trump’s second election win will be so obviously illegitimate he won’t be able to enjoy it.
But it would also be funny if every single young candidate the Dems bring out from now till 2027 all crash and burn, and as a last ditch effort they do some shenanigans to remove term limits and just put Biden’s decaying corpse up for a third term.
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“Oh, poor choice of words.”Good ol’ Genocide Joe
