• bstix@feddit.dk
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    1 year ago

    He said no one. I know one. That’s more than zero.

    Your acquaintance is wrong and should find a different job in the lying business.

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      1 year ago

      He’s not wrong and has never lied in his life. In fact he took a vow of truth in Tibet.

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        1 year ago

        I was abducted by interdimensional aliens who told me that vows of truth are only effective in less than half of all cases.

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          1 year ago

          Was it the vorblarons? I’ve heard they speak in opposite English, so you have to listen to the reverse of what they say.

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        1 year ago

        That’s like 10 pinky swears or twice scouts honor. I stand corrected.