Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like “poonch-key” (Polish folk, don’t come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.