Delicious waffle aside, I really enjoy this photo but I can’t put my finger on why. It almost has a weird liminality.
Anyway, fuck yeah waffle!
It does, doesn’t it?
I think it’s the warmer lights. Subconsciously we know that stuff is supposed to stay there only temporarily, I suppose.
Also the dichotomy between a perfectly presentable plate of food and the discordant mess surrounding it.
That waffle will inevitably be ruined by corn syrup. Diners never have any decent maple syrup, and I’m convinced that it’s meant as a personal slight against me.
I work for big corn syrup and can confirm we’re coming for you
Try honey when they don’t have real syrup. It’s certainly different but maybe that’s a good thing since it invites a less direct comparison.
Do you think they’re serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?
They are here, honey is a protected label so if they aren’t using real honey then it’s honey sauce.
That’s a good solution… I’m, frankly, upset that I’ve been settling for fruit syrups and whipped cream for as long as I have. Silly to say but sincerely, you’ve made breakfast diners infinitely more accessible to me.
This is a fruit salad on an edible plate
Somebody’s jealous that they didn’t order a waffle.
Now that’s how you’re supposed to eat a waffle!
Leslie Knope approves.
Waffle House don’t fuck around
That is the correct amount of fruit to put on a waffle
