I fucking hate thanksgiving, I hate the history behind it, I hate how people act, I hate what it promotes, I’m am going to do something at my family’s thanksgiving this year and I need ideas people. I want to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible, like how uncomfortable I feel whenever some chud in my family decides to rant about the gays or the blacks, im fucking done tolerating this shitty holiday and pretending like family matters at all in any context by giving a giant FU to everyone there. My experience ain’t unique here, all of us amerikkkans have experienced actual fucking pain during thanksgiving.
Is there something leftists could collectively do online to show solidarity against this stupid holiday, what should I do to make everyone go home early without eating the food? I don’t plan on ever getting invited to one of these things again so let me hear your best ideas. My plan as it is now is to sabotage the cooking, turn off the oven, drop the turkey on the floor, maybe flip a table. Once the food is ruined I’ll probably yell some anti colonial slogan that’s along the lines of “none of you deserve to live” before making a quick exit and hopefully not getting arrested. I want to be as malicious as possible, I have very few threads left to my natal family and severing them seems a necessary step to becoming a better communist.
Thing is, I have WASPy relatives that I’m unfortunately going to be spending thanksgiving with as well and they’re capital C CHUDs. I’m warning you, getting all up in their face is what they want. You could call them cracker all you want but CHUDs are mostly immune to emotional damage. If you go about it like that, all they’ll do is laugh about it at work about how they totally owned their SJW relatives.
There’s a more nuanced strategy I take. Just make them feel like the burden. You’re there to have fun and they’re the ones that cannot put politics aside for a single goddamn day if you have to call something out make sure to end it with “look, I’m not trying to argue, I’m just saying.”
If leftist discourse taught me anything is that debate is pointless and I should speak as if everything I say is correct and you are wrong because I am correct, I am a communist damnit!