pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.
I would splurge and get me a prostitute with a PhD in International Relations or stuff like that.
The key differences here is “inviting” vs “paying”.
I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.
Jesus doesn’t have to ask.
Jesus prefers footsies.
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That ended weirdly specific. Looks at username Oh yea, that makes sense now.
Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.
Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s
It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.
Jeez, some people just mix shit up
ex prostitutes
Prove it