• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    I’ve heard that the orange buffoon is going to join WWE and that he’s going to enter the ring to bombastic music, whilst wearing a sumo costume that’s holding a bulging baby nappy in place! And then he’ll run his fingers under the noses of everyone in close proximity whilst strutting around shouting “Can You Smell The kids I’ve Been Raping?”

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      5 months ago

      He’s already been in WWE. His theme song was called Money Money Money and the lyrics are just “Money” being repeated infinite times. IIRC he was presented as the good guy in a feud against Vince McMahon, and he’s been in the WWE Hall of Fame since 2013. He was about as incapable of doing anything competently as you’d expect.