The cute mormon girl from southern Idaho may look fine but so does a PBY Catilina doesnt mean id stick my dick in either.
Edit: In hindsight id probably stick my dick in a PBY Catilina. But I may as well be celibate around a mormon chick they are all walking batshit insanity.
I’m convinced there’s an attractiveness requirement for Mormon women who knock on doors. Every year or so, two incredibly good-looking women knock on my door to do their thing. It probably makes me the asshole, but I feel slightly more guilty closing my door in their faces than I would if they weren’t so hot. I give them my attention and only close the door after politely repeating “no thanks, I’m not interested in your joy” at least three times. I am a Jew after all—we love our thrice denials.
The cute mormon girl from southern Idaho may look fine but so does a PBY Catilina doesnt mean id stick my dick in either.
Edit: In hindsight id probably stick my dick in a PBY Catilina. But I may as well be celibate around a mormon chick they are all walking batshit insanity.
I’m convinced there’s an attractiveness requirement for Mormon women who knock on doors. Every year or so, two incredibly good-looking women knock on my door to do their thing. It probably makes me the asshole, but I feel slightly more guilty closing my door in their faces than I would if they weren’t so hot. I give them my attention and only close the door after politely repeating “no thanks, I’m not interested in your joy” at least three times. I am a Jew after all—we love our thrice denials.