Back when I used dating apps I’d see some women say “swipe the direction of your political affiliation!”. Swiping right was to show interest, left was to indicate disinterest.
I very quickly and happily followed their suggestion
It’s like that old episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry finally gets with the dream girl (the one his wife gave him a “free pass” for if he could somehow manage to woo her)… and she invites him into her room… and on her bedside table is a framed photo of Dubya.
I don’t know, I’ve encountered christian women who believed in the whole “loophole”-thing, so they only did anal and oral because they were “saving themselves” for marriage. That’s obviously batshit crazy, but as a 22-year old single dude it was pretty hot. I wouldn’t complain today(20 years later) either.
When I was dating, my test for Christian women was that I said I wouldn’t go to church with their family on Christmas. The crazy true believers would act like I was talking about strangling grandma. The sane ones would just be confused about why anyone would invite me to church. It was a super interesting and very reliable dichotomy.
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You could go as far as to call them…
… Deplorable?
An understatement
It’s funny, aside from sexual preference this is the only barrier to entry for me with dating.
I’ll be on dating app, see a really pretty girl with a profile talking about how much they love God with that conservative tag.
It’s like all thought of sex is instantly abolished.
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I’ve even had this happen with a gay dude. Talking on Discord and suddenly he just blindsides me with QAnon talking points about child trafficking.
It sounds like " QAnon talking points about child trafficking" would be horrible, so not a good topic for conversation anyway?
New band name! Called it.
Deal breakers:
Back when I used dating apps I’d see some women say “swipe the direction of your political affiliation!”. Swiping right was to show interest, left was to indicate disinterest.
I very quickly and happily followed their suggestion
It’s like that old episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry finally gets with the dream girl (the one his wife gave him a “free pass” for if he could somehow manage to woo her)… and she invites him into her room… and on her bedside table is a framed photo of Dubya.
I don’t know, I’ve encountered christian women who believed in the whole “loophole”-thing, so they only did anal and oral because they were “saving themselves” for marriage. That’s obviously batshit crazy, but as a 22-year old single dude it was pretty hot. I wouldn’t complain today(20 years later) either.
The old poophole loophole.
It’s the sex that God can’t see
I love that song!
When I was dating, my test for Christian women was that I said I wouldn’t go to church with their family on Christmas. The crazy true believers would act like I was talking about strangling grandma. The sane ones would just be confused about why anyone would invite me to church. It was a super interesting and very reliable dichotomy.