Jan: Billie Eilish, a lot sexier to me

Feb: Olivia Rodrigo

Mar: Nathalie Emmanuel

Apr: Emma Stone… i don’t like rimjobs or anal

May: Sydney Sweeney

Jun: Dua Lipa

Jul: Margot Robbie

Aug: Camila Mendes. Because of CNC

Sept: Ella Purnell, her red card is delightful

Oct: Jenna Ortega, for that wild daddy kink.

Nov: Dianne Guerero. I’ve wanted Elizabeth Olsen for a while but she’s getting a bit old and isn’t that shapely

Dec: Hailee Steinfeld. More natural beauty, and again, i don’t like anal