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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

U r acceptable

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U r acceptable

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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    Two larger candy hearts with arms and legs sit on a couch with a smaller candy heart holding a rattle sitting on the floor in the foreground. The text on the two "adult" candy hearts reads "WE WILL NOT MESS YOU UP" "LIKE OUR PARENTS MESSED US UP" and the text on the child candy heart says "A WHOLE NEW KIND OF FUCKED UP"

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    Im a master at scraping off the compliment and throwing away the backhanded insult

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    “j/k it’s u lol” 💜

  • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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    “We need to talk”

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The “shoeboxblog.org” one is the weirdest candy heart by far.

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    Whats it mean by disfunctional? Those are all normal things people say all the time Right that’s all normal right

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    I’d buy a pack of candy hearts like this

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    A holiday so shitty it even ruins Lemmy for the day. Every single comm is posting shit about it.

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      relax dude. take an edible, jork it, and cum back tomorrow.

      • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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        But lemmynsfw is down

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