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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

this post would have singlehandedly won him the 2024 election

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this post would have singlehandedly won him the 2024 election

violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    tf did you make me read?

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      The wise words of President Joe Biden

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        This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.

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          He was such a hero for that. Best president the USA ever had.

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    image

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    Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?

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      Honestly searching the ‘camel toe’ tag didn’t turn up as many results as I would have expected. But I did find this vaporeon

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      Maybe Cats (2019).

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    Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.

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    On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I’m not the only person who has noticed this, right??

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      You’ve gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.

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        What I don’t like about them is that it makes it seem like you’ve cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don’t find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they’re good at that (afaik)

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      They’re called “butt scrunch” leggings, it’s just a style thing I think. I don’t mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.

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      The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.

      The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.

      It theoretically results in stronger clothing, as opposed to streching the fabric around the seam, allowing the fabric to conform with less stress on it and the seam.

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        Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!

        Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™

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          Eldritch Butthole

          Pics or it didn’t happen 👀

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          Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay

          The manufacturer can use even cheaper material.

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        How is it that you know so much about leggings?

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    It’s about time that man made sense!

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    And he wasn’t even running in 2024

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      I mean… he was for the first half of 2024.

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      That just shows how powerful that tweet is.

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    I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be

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      Dude.

      Biden’s so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.

      I think it’s safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.

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    JB…

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    Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes

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    true, to be fair

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