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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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    I refuse to use any of these.
    Instead I like to come up with my own new ones.

    Like when someone comes back in right away after forgetting something.
    I’m like: “Finally! Do you know how worried I’ve been?”

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      My go to is “see you on Monday”

      They walk back in

      “Good morning, how was the weekend?”

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